Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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