- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Three bars walk into a Jew.

knock knock come in

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Jersey Shore

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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