do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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my whole life!

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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