- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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