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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Dick spice

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Anti Joke

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