A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Black People.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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My tractor broke down.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Iggy Azalea

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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