- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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