- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

.....Carrot Top....

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Mrs. Welsh

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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