- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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