- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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