- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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