What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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She said no

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wade

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knock knock who's there aids

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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