A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Spread the net.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

The Pope

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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