Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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hi

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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