What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

poop is very very yummy.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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