Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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The Bible

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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