Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

I enjoy anal.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

The Pope

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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