- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

guess what chicken butt

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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