Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Obama

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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