What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Stephen Walking.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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