- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

God is real

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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