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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Lil Wayne

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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