What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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whats up fuch you bitch

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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