whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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heat!

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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