- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

feces

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Matty B

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

No. Yes.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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