- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Justin Bieber got laid

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

whats a willy? -brock

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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