- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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