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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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