Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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I lost my tractor.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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