- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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