What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Matty B

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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feces

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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No. Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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