Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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lol a man is drowning

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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i like turtals and kids

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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redtube

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Anti Joke

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