- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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