What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why did the jew die Really...

Knock Knock.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Okay, one second.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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