What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Garry Glitters on here

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Anti Joke

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