What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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rose are red violets should be purple

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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