What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

cancer

Spread the net.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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