What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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who is awesome? no one...

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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obama

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why did I get raped

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Soccer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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