- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes