One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Garry Glitters on here

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

I am a n1gger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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