Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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