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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

how did little johnny die? i killed him

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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