Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A man did not like this site

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Womans baksetball...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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