- Anti Joke

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Listen jackass (and do not take that too personally, you are trying at least, but trying and not succeeding is not enough) The underground society was crushed, devastated from within, and the crimes committed against it from everyone from the FBI to the Vatican state where never exposed to the mainstream media, we where hunted down like dogs, and like dogs, many where killed without motivation. What you are doing wrong is that you are watering down what was a solid foundation, by allowing everyone to become part of your little "order" you are not setting the strict guidelines required necessary to keep things, yeah, fuck. IN ORDER, and again, by not explaining the methods you use to draw people towards you, you are brainwashing them, but then again, if you begin teaching these methods to everyone. THEN EVERYONE can become a fucking "Axel Knight", and much worse, start worldwide religions based on brainwashing! It is not about elitism, but it is not about allowing everyone to join the fucking "Order" either, people abuse you, and they abuse your information, in order you abuse them in order to keep yourself safe, and become the rat trapped in a hole in his own mansion like you have become. The order was meant to die, not to be kept alive on a fucking iron lung! Without a solid base of power, all you are doing is holding into something that is slowly dying no matter what you do! And no, your amorally gained wealth wont change anything! Now, why I use my methods to write? Because I am a fucking writer, an artist, I use the methods I myself was a great asset in developing, which allows me to convey, describe and express FICTION as if it where real, as accurate as possible. In no goddamn fucking way do I use my methods to keep a already dead "order" alive by inflating my achievements or offer people some "six million people promised land". You know that the underground society never had nearly as many members, and it was never meant to have it either, it is not about the numbers, it is about dedication, it is not about wealth, its about information and keeping it safe from those that seek to abuse it, while drawing forth those that can use said information responsively. Six million people, you should be ashamed, If it is a goddamn lie, its good as far as I am concerned, I do not expect better from you, but if there is the slightest chance it is true, then you are trying to share your vision with the whole world. And that includes those that seek to abuse it, you are teaching politicians, generals, priests random cultists how to influence and brainwash others even better than before. If that does not give you some pinpoints, you fucking dissolve whatever is left, then you are incompetent and deluded, and again, your fabled rise from poverty to wealth and power, does not equal competence, no amount of money can revive the underground society, wealth and power was never its ideal goal. Now, let me be, if you want more information, I want the money deposited first, but you cannot keep drawing people as some would be savior, if you have no idea what the fuck you are doing. Wealth does not equal competence.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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