- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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