What's worse than a papercut? Dying

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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