- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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