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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What is older than history?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Women outside of the kitchen.

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