roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Your Mom

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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