What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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WOw you have no life

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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