- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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