An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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