A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

how do you win a game try your best

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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